2008

Mar

Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts I-IV

Fool Me Once…

random weekend youtube video, have a good one y’all

Feb

Pictures arrive 56 years late

“I get up every morning determined to both change the world...”
— E.B. White

How Subprime Works

“I’m so avant garde I hate every band ever. I only...”
— music snob sarcasm

Jan

“I went fishing in Florida once, said Rebecca, and the ocean...”
— Saturday (Ftrain.com)

Man killed because carjackers can't drive...

Walking Chair tests your dedication to...

It’s like someone went to the beach, looked around, and said “You know what?...

4th Amendment packing tape

Cellphone's Dead

I want to give AT&T $3000 over the next two years. For cell phone service of course. 4 lines on...

“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United...”
— Robert Orben

“There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am...”
— Salvador Dali

“If everything seems under control, you’re not going...”
— Mario Andretti

Print Your Own Food

What is it about Ron Paul that turns internet nerds into...

“Understanding relativity is a bit like speaking with a...”

“Whenever there is a hard job to be done I assign it to a...”
— Walter Chrysler

“You do anything long enough to escape the habit of...”
— David Ryan

“Professionals are just amateurs who don’t give up.”

“In a strange way, when you’re in a crisis you get to...”
— David Allen

“Committee—a group of men who individually can do...”
— Fred Allen

Coldest day of the year. I know you’re jealous.

Second Continental Congress

Thomas Jefferson: Ok, how about this: 'We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with--'
John Adams: I'm well endowed by my Creator.
Jefferson: Hush, John. This is important.
Adams: No, seriously. Just ask Abigail. We've got this running joke where she refers to me as Little John and my wang as Big John because it's that fucking huge.
Jefferson: John...
Adams: You know what the best part about having a twelve-inch wang is?
Jefferson: John!
Adams: I can paint numbers on it and use it as a ruler!

“Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition...”
— Albert Einstein

2007

Dec

“You believe in freedom of speech, until someone says...”
— The BEAST: America’s...

“One experiment is worth a hundred opinions.”
— Ken Rockwell

“You are not here merely to make a living. You are here in...”
— Woodrow Wilson

“As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially...”
— DickCavett

Graphite was so drab

Blue is nicer I think.

I post that jeopardy video and now I find out Alex Trebek had a heart attack yesterday. :/

I’ll take the rapists for 200

I can do that, I just don’t wanna

I’m not buying a toyota or ford anytime soon...

reindeer don’t exist, like unicorns or female presidents

Robots everywhere by 2010

oops how did this get here

My "crispy" submission was posted

Because Monday would suck without youtube.

Nov

Thanksgiving weekend was good, but a little weird because half my family is in another state now....

Here’s a tip: shut your fuckin’ mouth!

“I’m going to spread my message of communism,...”
— my views on Rage Against the...

The fear

It’s Monday. You got paid last week and spent it all on bills so your bank account is down to...

The nerd handbook

“progress is a comfortable disease”
— e.e. cummings

“Of course they steal music, it ain’t worth anything!”
— Bob Dylan

I'm an idiot

I spilled some water on my macbook a couple of days ago. I immediately cut the power, removed the...

“If nature has made any one thing less susceptible than all...”
— Thomas Jefferson

superman dat HOOOO

“We are in great haste to construct a magnetic telegraph from...”
— Henry David Thoreau

OMG! This girl is sooo hot!

“When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it...”
— Mark Twain

words escape me

this house is awesome

Oct

I'll never have to send a fax again

Note to self

Start bringing the camera when I go out. I saw 3 or 4 things I wanted to snap pictures of while out...

this guy is overthinking it all

Maybe it won’t be so bad outside today

Submitted to the “blog” of...

This is why I love Florida - you can’t ask for better...

Technology sucks sometimes

Twitter’s taking a shit on me. My Tumblr dashboard widget is giving me “access...

“When everyone is somebody, then no one’s anybody.”
— WS Gilbert

People Getting Punched Right Before Eating - so I think violence is funny DEAL WITH IT

DNS Mastery + Google Apps

Consolidation

Up until yesterday I’ve been running a mish-mash of web and email hosting services. It’s...

That’s my purse! I don’t know you!

Two days of open houses. One person showed up. That person was a realtor. Fuck.

“Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to...”
— Cyril Connolly

“You can make a few hundred dollars in a few hours with a...”
— Anonymous

The most annoying thing EVER! Some fax machine keeps calling my home number every half hour,...

Pulp Fiction, fucking short version

Rainy day

It’s been raining ever since I got back into town and it’s not supposed to stop for the...

Got back home yesterday. It’s nice being back, even if it’s just for a week until I have...

“If we listened to our intellect, we’d never have a...”
— Ray Bradbury

Sep

Damn airports are boring. You can only drink so much and laptops only last so long on batteries.

“Enterprise software will continue to climb to newer and more...”

Aug

“I look forward to the day when all privacy is eliminated...”

“With a wealth of information comes a poverty of attention.”
— Herbert Simon

Jul

“technology is getting to be bling for people who think...”